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This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.


Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?



“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

(Source: eternalseptember)


the worst thing in the world is when you see someone u know at the end of a long hallway and u just gotta stare at them awkwardly until you’re close enough to smile or say hi

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt pose in the press room during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (20 September, 2014)


Jane has a sad look in his eye in the second to the last gif when Lisbon tells him she can’t help if Tommy doesn’t communicate.

(Source: seewhatsinyourheart)

Jane marries Lisbon and they move to a house in the country, raise twelve kids and have a sunflower farm.
My dad’s prediction for season 7 of The Mentalist. (via booksteafangirlfeels)

Sounds like a plan. I like your dad, already.

(via damnit-jane)

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occupation: the family disappointment

(Source: overlypolitebisexual)

my head is a jungle jungle

my head is a jungle jungle

(Source: ughmartinfreeman)

TV MEME: [1/10] currently airing shows The Mentalist

When you’re dead, you’re dead, and until then… there’s ice cream.